i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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