Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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