You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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