yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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