So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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