you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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