Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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