The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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