That's intense
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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