I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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