She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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