The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I think I sprained my soul last night
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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