I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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