i think i have herpe
just one?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
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They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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