When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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