another moral hangover. fuck.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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