I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
