I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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