garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
True but thats because hes a fetus.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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