True but thats because hes a fetus.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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