I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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