I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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