in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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