she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
