I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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