My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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