suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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