Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Randomize
