Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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