and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Yo dont text me then not text me
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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