You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Umm I'm too high to move.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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