What a fucking waste of an outfit
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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