You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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