We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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