watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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