Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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