ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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