This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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