4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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