we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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