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Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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