youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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