...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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