One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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