Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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