Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
