his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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