she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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