officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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