i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You can't just leave with hair like that
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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