i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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