Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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