I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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