This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
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