id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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